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Well-Known Companies on the topic of Buttons:

Google: “Buttons over here, buttons over there. You want a button? We got it. Try one of our sponsored buttons”

Apple: “Buttons are SOOOoooo last century. But if we HAD buttons, they’d look cooler than yours”

Staples: “Two words. Red. Easy. Lawsuit. Wait, that was three.”

Government: “Don’t push it. Yes, we know it’s there. You don’t want to push it.”

Ginger Bread Man:”No not the buttons! Not my gumdrop buttons!”

Wal-Mart: “Generic Button™ Substitute, not associated with Button, Inc., Made in China”

Nintendo: “Whee!!! Buttons!! Wii!!!!”

Best Buy: “You know… Standard Buttons need maintenance after just 25,000 presses. Can I interest you in our extended Button Protection Plan?”

Radio Shack: “Buttons? Check Isles 2-6, or check Isle 7 if you want to make your own.”

Sony: “Sit there; press those buttons, because this is worth every penny you paid for them. I said sit there. Our buttons are the best. You’re having more fun than Nintendo, trust us, because you have more buttons.”

Engadget: “Dedicated to the pursuit of… oh look, more buttons!”

Firefox: “Buttons 2.0. Buttons Redefined.”

Digg: “Fellow Button-Lovers UNITE!!”

CNN: “Breaking: In this fight against Terrorism, Buttons could be our last resort”

President Bush: “What do you call that big red thingy in my office? Its round and you press it if we run out of oil? A,uh, Buttony”

Democrats: “I didn’t push the button. It’s not my fault. I voted to recall all the buttons from Iraq.”