Buttons
Well-Known Companies on the topic of Buttons:
Google: “Buttons over here, buttons over there. You want a button? We got it. Try one of our sponsored buttons”
Apple: “Buttons are SOOOoooo last century. But if we HAD buttons, they’d look cooler than yours”
Staples: “Two words. Red. Easy. Lawsuit. Wait, that was three.”
Government: “Don’t push it. Yes, we know it’s there. You don’t want to push it.”
Ginger Bread Man:”No not the buttons! Not my gumdrop buttons!”
Wal-Mart: “Generic Button™ Substitute, not associated with Button, Inc., Made in China”
Nintendo: “Whee!!! Buttons!! Wii!!!!”