New Coffee Machines!
I am totally stoked. We have all new coffee-dispensing machines installed around campus with real name brands on the coffee. Don’t ask me what name brands, because, well, I’ve forgotten. Perhaps I’ll take a photo and do a full review. But no matter what it is, it’s better than our old coffee machine. Why? Because it has to be.
Our old coffee machine had these.. these… coffee fluid pouches. They come frozen, have mysterious coloring and density, and if you stand them upside down inside a machine and squeeze it out to mix with scalding hot water, then a coffee-ish substance appears below. Yes, it tastes like it sounds. I have to hide the taste with hot chocolate mix, 3 packs of sugar, and some creamer. I like my coffee hot and blond.
The old coffee wasn’t brewed into our cups, it was plopped. That’s about 97 kinds of evil.
So, surely our pleas for coffee worth drinking have been answered and they are providing sweet heavenly java to appease our caffeine-addiction. I will taste it and let you know soon.
